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Sunday, October 26th, 2008
12:46 am - I'm bringin it back
yo whats up livejournal world
I would like to rejoin the living...

current mood: drunk

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Tuesday, October 17th, 2006
1:24 pm - school sucks
I QUIT SMOKING CIGARETTES!!!!1!111!!
AND YOU SHOULD TOO!!

current mood: rejuvenated

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Thursday, October 12th, 2006
10:57 pm - perfectly random
current music: with smoking on a bagle you can smoke anytime
tomorrow i get to cut a frog open =]
je veux une fille avec une court jupe et un long veste
Current mood: straight
12:57 am - jelly beans
happy 420
happy easter too
9:21 pm - crtl + z = love
when I told my mom that I wanted to make butter art, she told me that chefs on the food network have done it. they get big blocks of butter and carve it like its ice or something.
KILL 2 BIRDS WITH 1 STONER
Jackie just started using her Puerto Rican accent.
i guess my mouth is decaying super fast.
translation: no root canal this year
does anyone use spell check and click "add" to words that it always says are wrong but you know its slang or a term for somthing? I didn't think so I'm weird.
I love my little orange cube.
with the white ceiling
and the blue carpet
12:10 am - in spirit of these person quizes about specific people i have decided to make one:
about how many bowls have I smoked?
which do I like best, pipe, bong, joint, blunt, brownies?
what was the best birthday present I ever got?
what is my favorite song which makes a direct reference to marijuana?
which do I normally buy, regs, hydro, krypto, purple haze?
what was the strangest place I've smoked at/gone to high?
(added later) what is my favorite holiday?
excuse me while I go cough my lungs out
if my name was blanket I'd kill my parents then myself.
4:14 pm - subjects are for gay men who like to put other men's penis up their butt
7 THINGS:
1 - WHO IS GOING TO THE PEP RALLY DURRING 3RD HOUR THAT WANTS TO CHILL WITH ME?
2 - OKAY SO MAYBE I LIED AND I DONT HAVE 7 THINGS TO TALK ABOUT BUT I BET I COULD MAKE SOME UP
3 - DOLPHINS NEED TO BE SAVED
4 - REMIND ME TO CLEAN UP MY DESKTOP (ACTUAL AND COMPUTER)
5 - SMOKE BLUNTZ
6 - WRITE A STORY
7 - BEGIN A SERIES OF LIVEJOURNAL POSTS THAT MAKE SENSE
7:09 pm - liber monstrorum de diversis generibus
I will not be watching the super bowl, who's with me?
anyone who would go to school in pajamas has serious mental problems
April 26th, 1992
There was a riot on the streets
Tell me where were you?
You were sittin' home watchin' your TV
While I was paticipating in some anarchy
First spot we hit it was the liqour store
I finally got all that alcohol I can't afford
With red lights flashin', time to retire
And then we turned that liquor store into a structure fire
Next stop we hit, it was the music shop,
It only took one brick to make the window drop
Finally we got our own P.A.
Where do you think I got this guitar that you're hearing today?
If Christine Mallin in August of 2001(when I got my lj) saw this livejournal, she'd make fun of it, then again she was a bit of a dork.
and I should be sleeping.
Chinese people scare me with their not putting a "u" after "q"s
"qing"
FUCK YOU LIVEJOURNAL, YOU'RE A FAKE JOURNAL!!
Justin Pennant. Hahaha spell check changed it to pennant ::doesn't fix it::
current mood: anti-pico1b
scan a banana
This is the opening song to a movie that will never be made.

DUST

current mood: drained
current music: Blur - Country Sad Ballad Man
When someone comments anonymously on my LJ, I look at their IP and try to figure out who they are
some IPs I came across while looking at old entries include
24.247.18.128
66.227.210.68
4.43.183.12
Yeah so i want to go outside but jackie and andrea are being all gay. I also would like some marajuana. Its like 33 degrees.
but I do know one thing, though
bitches they come they go
Saturday through Sunday, Monday
Monday through Sunday, yo
I wish I had a trampoline, I'd go jump on it now, then I'd smoke on it, then jump some more when I would be high. I don't think I've ever been on a trampoline high.
5:16 pm - for future reference
rum and dr. pepper does not make the best drink.

current mood: curious
this dalmatian just took a crap in the middle of the street (not the side with the parade) and the owner only cleaned up like half of it; so while waiting for our ride Jackie and I watched to see who would step in it. Two girls did, that was all, still funny.
Jackie stubbed her toe and she's limping around, and she put a shiny band-aid on her foot and it looks like the bow on Justin Tennant's present
sitting. my leg hurts, so does my head, my head hurts more than my leg does. i do not like headaches. bam. my leg doesn't hurt anymore. the american century thesaurus. tom green the world's ugliest woman. timex. four layer bars. makes 2 dozen. my head still hurts. goodbye.
6:18p - Have you smelled the smelly air vent?
There is an air vent at school. One day it was hot outside and I walked by it and thought it felt nice, because the air was cool. But then i took a breath, and I smelled it. It was so horrible I cannot even explain it. Now when I walk by the smelly air vent, I hold my breath.
at first, i though maybe all the teachers were in a conspiracy to destroy the forests and kill the planet. Thats most likey the same reson they make these books so big and full of crap, wast more paper. Then they have the nerve to tell us not to write on the desks, I'll write on my goddamn desk whenever i god damn want to, bitch, my parents pay taxes to support your ass so don't be telling me what to do.
I am 72% ADDICTED TO THE INTERNET.


that is all

current mood: high

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5:53 pm - say no to serving
Tomorrow is back to reality (work). I wish I could be one of those kids who just goes to school and doesn't work (Jackie (but you're going to get a job bitch)). No but seriously I hate rich people!! At least for now, when I'm rich I'm sure my opinions will change. MONEY IS THE ROOT OF ALL EVIL!!!!! And soup and salad will be the death of me. I need to get another job, preferably *not* at a restaurant, I hate taking care of people, assholes should cook for themselves!

I miss highschool (haha HIGHschool, thats what it was for me too). I miss looking forward to the weekends. There is a certain feeling you get walking though the halls on Friday afternoon, waiting for the day to end, no obligations all weekend, a nice sack of kryp waiting for you at home. I miss having 2 parents and never working a day in my life, I didn't know how good I had it.

enough ranting, time to smoke some weed!

current mood: cranky

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Wednesday, October 11th, 2006
2:42 pm - oh glorious internet!
<3<3<3 the internet
hey guys, whats up, did I miss much?
columbus day sucked
I need to download music
I wish I could call out of work for ever!!

current mood: sober, but not for long

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Thursday, October 5th, 2006
11:23 am - I am dead without the internet
motherboards suck, and dell sucks even more, there is a 90 back order on the part i need to fix my computer!!! arg!! I think I'll just buy a new tower and some random motherboard and just build a new computer with all my parts, the dell tower sucks anyways, it opens retardedly (is that a word?). I don't wan to be at school (at least i get the internet while getting credit for doing french work). I don't want to work this weekend either, for some reason I always stay up until 2am when I have a double the next day. I requested off monday I hope they give it to me. I smoked some regs this morning that doesn't even deserve to be called pot, it doesn't even get you high. yeah i'm a stoner, so what? I want AIM. Alright, enough rambling, time to eat a sandwich and fail a math test (I know I'm doing horrible and I'm in the easiest math, and I'm supposed to be good a math?!? I don't know how I ever got those math awards?)
bye

current mood: blah

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Tuesday, September 12th, 2006
1:30 pm - nothing to say?
oh yeah, i'm a server now !!!1!! so everybody needs to come to the olive garden and request to sit in christine's section!! (and give me great tips), except i'm off for the next 3 days.
i dont want to go to class, i want to go home and smoke a joint. 2 weeks to the strokes!!
today i like exclamation points!! (factorial).
the foreign language lab is much better with music hahah, i never thought i'd say it but i <3 myspace, but only cause i'm listening to the faint (thanks matt's myspace). Jackie is watching music videos. lets find more music.
school is forever.
i miss my orange room, my icon makes me jealous of my old house. red rooms are cool too.
how fucking random is this post
this is what i used to do
go to livejournal and ramble forever
i don't know what to talk about
is anyone still reading this?
i think i'll make a haiku
never mind, i need my nicotine fix

current mood: not high enough anymore

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Thursday, September 7th, 2006
1:28 pm - foreign language lab
School sucks, I have to babysit tonight and work all weekend. I want a day off. whatever, at least i'm training to be a server!!!11!! fuck hosting. i'm happy because they released more ticket to the strokes! (now i just need to listen to all there new songs cause all i know is old shit).
smoking kryp before school is the best =]

alright time to smoke a cig and then go to drawing.

current mood: high

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Sunday, August 20th, 2006
10:47 pm
summer is over?
live journal is back?
where have I been?

current mood: high

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Wednesday, April 20th, 2005
2:30 pm - I was thinking maybe I should go to summer camp this year...

...but only if its this camp.

I <3 headlines on Jay Leno

current mood: high

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Thursday, April 14th, 2005
1:07 pm - time flies when you're drinking rum
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current mood: bored

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Wednesday, March 16th, 2005
2:35 pm - SPRING BREAK
Whose going to school tomorrow?!?!? not me!! Spring Break starts early, then Friday is INTERPOL!!! Yay! this spring break better be fucking worth it, i can't take another shitty spring break.
10 minutes to the bell, i dont want to go back to study hall
so yeah i got a job at magnolia, but fuck those fuckers i'ma gonna quit!! after school i am going to go put my two weeks notice in because i got hired at AUNTIE ANNE'S!!!! shit yo! Pretzels 4 lyf nigga

the end!

current mood: anxious

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Friday, February 11th, 2005
2:32 pm - WAYBACK MACHINE ROX!


current mood: amused

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2:07 pm
i want a website again ouch cry manson was the best thing ever. I miss front page and pretending i knew what i was doing with html. i also want to make another online test, the "which nationality are you" test that me and jax made back in the day was the best online test.
there are all these kids in the media center doing stuff for their research papers, sucks for them, mrs. scott is their teacher, she sucks.
another fun filled day of nothing at school, my afternoon consisted of a sub in AP Gov't, sub in photo and now study hall, if i had not stayed home so many days this week i would have totally signed out today. come on 2:40! i need to go to the library after school and return 8 VHSs i think i'll probably end up renting a million more.

I NEED CABLE, you see i <3 mtv, i<3 vh1, i <3 the fucking preview channel! <3<3<3cable<3<3<3 <3
<3
your mom <3ed cable last night

i need to find intersting websites to go on 6th period since i never have any studying to do anymore. people comment with kewl sites, k?

current mood: anxious

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Wednesday, February 9th, 2005
3:00 pm - open a book and read
school sucks, i hate being here, especially when i have NOTHING to do!! Okay maybe not nothing, i lied, i had a math test this morning, but that is all i have done all day.
being that today is ash wednesday i have decided to give something up for lent. my choice: anatomy and physiology honors! seems like an easy enough sacrifice.
I hate no photo days, they're so long and boring, friday is no 7!!!11!!1
Study hall is retarded when you don't have anything to study so half the time i end up here, rambling and taking online tests, or asleep.
i have an interview tonight!! at regal cinemas magnolia place 16! hopefully i'll get the job because god knows i need money, plus i <3 movies!!
Time for random internet surfing, bye

current mood: bored

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Thursday, January 27th, 2005
12:57 pm - I just thought you should know...

JOURNEY'S SHOES (GENESCO) = NAZI PIGS


current mood: pissed off

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Wednesday, December 15th, 2004
12:49 pm - FUN WITH GOOGLE
So I'm getting ready for my AP Psych essays and I decide to look up narcotics on google. Don't you just love how the sponsors put the fakes ads on the sidebar with whatever you type in.

Narcotics
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MORE FUN ON GOOGLE!
somehow google took me to oof.itgo.com and i found this

SOOPERFREAK!

current mood: hungry

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Thursday, December 9th, 2004
8:31 am - WTF??!?!?!?
...winter?
i cannot wait for christmas to be over with, this is, by far, the worst christmas season ever. Working is fun because i like money but working it self sucks, i am mad lazy. school sucks ass too, i am in anatomy now and mrs. deering is not teaching, just like every day

EWWWWW!!!!!!! mac keyboard is in COMIC SANS! they just love to piss me off, huh.

so back to the fact that this season sucks, i am going to fail all my midterms because i have to work until 11 like every night, who the fuck goes to the mall at 11pm anyways!?!??
then come jan 1st i have to move. fucking sucks, i am going to have to leave for school at like 6:50 am and i am going to be late to all my classes

alright time to fail a math quiz, bye

current mood: crappy

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Wednesday, November 24th, 2004
8:15 am - mrs deering sucks
Here I am again...the computer lab, anatomy work can kiss my ass, i'd rather update my livejournal. she wants us to go to some websites and then take an online test, thats so gay, I think she expects us to take tests like this at home too. What am I the only rebel, everyone else is doing anatomy like good little students, reading on their stupid macs, learning. well she doesn't teach and now she expects the internet to teach for her.
In other news I (finally) got a job, yeah I work at Journey's at coral square, haha. I worked yesterday, I am tired, I think I am going to sign out early today, I can't stay all day, I don't want to listen to Morris ramble all day. No work today, and it is basically Friday. Tomorrow is Thanksgiving, I'm ready for the food. I wish my computer had the right time so I could tell when the fuck we get out of here.
"go connect to server DOUGLAS - H sdhxserve01 student 863" I wonder what that means. come on 8:40
I wonder where they hide the cameras. ew the home key doesn't work on macs, gay!

current mood: groggy

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Friday, October 22nd, 2004
1:42 pm - okay, so i had a little too much fun on the internet
more pictures



current mood: amused

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1:30 pm - kerry
I&apos;m John Kerry!
Which Presidential Candidate Are You?
Rung from Rum and Monkey's very own liberty bell.

current mood: i dont want to go to english

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